Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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