very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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