you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Randomize