weddingsv make me drug and hornr
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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