I need to stop coming to work sober
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
we're so committed to being not committed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
