she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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