Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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