Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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