these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
