I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
why is half of my head shaved?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
