Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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