it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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