I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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