yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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