Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
