How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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