do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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