He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I love you. Go after that dick
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