How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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