just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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