Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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