Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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