I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The beer is more important than you right now.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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