I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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