After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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