Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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