I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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