I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
