my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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