Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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