Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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