that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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