Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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