I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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