So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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