dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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