Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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