Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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