What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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