2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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