You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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