we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
did i walk over a car last night?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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