So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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