smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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