Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All the doctor said was why
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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