She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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