On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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