I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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