Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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