After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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