Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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