that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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