He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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