Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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