I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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