we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she told me i tasted like america
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
