So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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