whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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