I looked at my own cervix.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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